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WIT AND WISDOM. FOREIGN GOSSIP. MISCELLANEOUS. J POPULAR ROUTES. —The German War Office has decided —Timid buyer—Is the horse shy or limited 1 that all sub-officers must learn telegra- timid? Ardent seller—Not a bit of it. Why, he sleeps all alone in his stable.— | Phy- —According to recent statistics, there Botbon Beacon. are 4,570,(XM> more women than men in —It is the fashion to name children Europe CHAS. N. SCOTT, Receiver. at the present time. after flowers ii^ Virginia. That is proba — The French Chamber of Deputies bly because they all start out as Virginia Portland and Willamette Valley Railway. creepers. — Piit»burgh Chronicle - Tele has voted the adoption of the bill pro hibiting the sale of oleomargarine and graph. To Foriiaad. From Portland. kindred substances as butter. —One of wise Dr. Franklin's wise say ; Coburg —Jewels to the value of 30,000 francs, Coburg ings was: “It is the eyes of others that and Passen and ruin us.” It is a good thought to “chew deposited in the famous grotto of Airlie STATIONS. ger ixiurdes, in honor of the Holy Virgin, Airlie Mail. on”—and also to act on—in these hard Far®. Mail. have been stolen by thieves. 1 times.— N. Y. Independent. According to the census of Saxony OUR MOTTO IS SMALL Prof —Teacher—Of what is the ocean com for — 1885 AK Ar p.m I,v a.m LV the population of the Kingdom 4 45 posed? Boy—Of salt water. Teacher w as 3,182,000. 915 Portland. PWV ‘ In Dresden the popula its and quick returns. Ft. Jefferson St. —Why is the water of the ocean salt? tion numbered 248,046 and in Leipsic Boy—Because so many salt codfish 170,340. i|i5 Elk Roek . 11 60 $ .24 swim about in it, 1 suppose.”— Texat 4 60 Oswego .. 11 06 .29 — Prof. Manassein recommends the Sifting». 3 40 .. Tualitan.. 5’2 11 46 Winters... 3 10 —“I have here a letter directed to the watermelon as a cheap but effective sub 12 10 .75 253 Summit .. .<ss prettiest woman in the house,” announc stitute for grapes in the treatment of 12 26 2 29 . Newberg .. 12 50 1.00 ed the presidentess of a woman’s con chronic congestion of the Kver, chronic Upon which we hope to win 2 15 1 10 pwv Dundee jv . n 1.00 vention. Four reporters on the front intestinal catarrh and similar affections. — The Archwologieal Socictv’of St. seat were trampled to death in the rush your esteem and patronage. 125 orv Dundee 1.00 2 10 for the speaker’s stand.— Merchant Petersburg proposes to form a museum 103 West Dayton 2 32 1.16 Our connections with East of Christian antiquities, of which it is Traveler. 12 53 Lafavette 2 44 1.24 12 35 3 02 . Davton Juncton 1.36 —We judge others by their faults anq believed a plentiful supply can be ob ern and Pacific coast dealers 12 29 3 0£ McMinnville Cs.. 1.40 ourselves by our virtues. This is not tained from the numerous churches and 1218 . Armstrong 3 19 1.48 monasteries of the Russian Empire. and manufacturers are such righteous judgment, perhaps; but with 12 07 Whites 1.5*5 3 30 —The Patriarch of Jeruselem is thus 11 45 out some such arrabgement, it would be Briedwell 3 52 1.72 that we are enabled to 11 40 Harrison difficult to discover, as we now do, that described by one who has just paid him 3 57 1.75 11 27 . Broadmeads . a visit: "lie is one of the most kingly 4 08 1.84 we are lever so much better than our buy these goods as low or 11 25 4 10 Sheridan Junc’n 1.86 men I ever -aw, meeting one’s concep neighbors.— Bouton Herald. of King David’s appearance in lower than our competitors, 11 08 —“Do you know a man by the name tion Ballston 4 29 1.9«; middle life (he is about thirtv-riveyears 10 45 Sheridan. 5 00 of Legion?” inquired Duniley of a old), very whether general or special strong in every way, tender friend. “Legion? No. I never heard hearted and allectionate as strong. 9 25 Perrydale.. 5 .55 1.94 of him.” “Jenkins told me last night dealers. Buying goods in 900 Smithfield.... 6 17 . 2.12 — Recent soundings have given the :.hat I had been called the biggest fool 8 46 Polk . 1 <! 31 2.24 following depths for the different Swiss greater quantities than most jackass on earth, and when I demanded 8 30 ..I 0 50 .... Dallas. 2.37 8 06 lie man’s name he said it was Legion. lakes, i on stance, between Uttwyl and 2.53 7 10 .. Cochrane competitors, and when hand, Friedrichshafen, 25.» metres; Geneva, 7 50 . Monmouth, 2.65‘ 7 28 I’m looking for him.”— Puck. Luekiamute . between Kivaz and >a nt-Giugolphe, 7 30 2.80. 7 47 ling business of any kind the —A lady who has been abroad was 255 mt tres; and between Lausanne and 7 14 . Simpson. s 00 2.91 describing dome of the sights other trip Evian. 330 metres: Brienne. 261; Thun, 7 00 8 15 . A irlie . 3.02 volume of business enters to her friends. “But what pleased me 217: Lucerne, between Geru and Rtie- AR as much as anything,” she concluded, teren. 214 metres Zug. 19*; Neuchatel, largely into the account in • ' has . N. S cott , • ‘was the wonderful clock at Strasburg. ” 1.).'!: Wallenstad:, 151; and Zurich. 143 Receiver ORCfLd > Line. determining the profit or • Oh, how I should love to see it!” gush- metres. W illiam R eid , ^•d a prettv Voting woman in pink. 111 President PAWVRCo. —An analysis of 439 samples of wine margin to be realized out of am so interested in such things. And in the municipal laboratory of Paris did>yoti see the celebrated watch on the during the month of September showed it. Therefore all Rhine, too?”- Drake'» Magazine. that only 95 were unadulterated. Of do have an ad y “Why, Mr. Fogg,” urged the land- 402 samples of milk, 29o proved pure, Jtfrdy.*;jou are not eating anything. and salicvlont ingredients were discov vantage over special dealers, Oome, now,,try one of mv nice biscuit«.” er«^ in 96 out of .‘¡91 samples of beer. It “Thank you. ma’am,” replied Fogg, was further found that 9 out of 22 sam and the greater quantity of “but when 1 was child I was told never ples of flour were adulterated, anil 11 goods sold or the volume ot to ask for anything I didn't see on the out of 24 specimens of preserves dyed ’table.” Tlie landlady remarked to the with poisonous substance-. business done, the greater servant, after tea, that she wondered A recent trial in Paris has disclosed what Mr. Fogg meant; something hate some of the secrets of the dressmaking that advantage and the less ful, she'd be bound.—Bottom Tranteript. trade. Mlle, l.erask was “first hand” ——----- --------------- the price ought .to be. Hav- at Messrs. Raudinty’«. at a salary of The Consequences if he Got Left. 12,000f per annum. She was made to ing a full and * É -■ - sign a document avowing that she had ••I would lilft,” said the timid lover robbed her employers, and that she was of the following to the maiden,who had just accepted indebted to their generosity for not hav lines of goods <Voni the lead- Ample room to care tor horses. Livery team« at as reasonable rates as any where in him. "1 would'like, since we can not ing prosecuted her. This document was held over her head io prevent her from ing dealers and best inanu- Oregon. New stable Third St.. McMinnville. marry at once, to keep our engagement joining any rival establishment. Final tacurers, which we replenish a secret for the present.” ly, she left her situation, andon Messrs. with new fresh goods month ‘•Why?” asked the astonished damsel. Raudinty hearing that she was still in SAMVEL GOFF, “Well, the fact is my parent* would Paris, they prosecuted her. The jury ly or oftener as the trade re returned a verdict of "not guilty,” and Lete of Ii dependence, having purchased the disown me----- ” quires, to wit: LADIES Messrs. Raudinty to bear all “Disown you? Am 1 not worthy to condemned TEAMS AM) TRICKS be their daughter? Is tny family not as the costs. Dress and Fancy Goods, Gents Of Logan Bros. A Henderson, offers his good as yours? Am I not----- and Boys Clothing and Furnish« services in that line to the public, and will China ’ s Empress Dowager. “One moment, darling, one little mo ing Goods, Hats and Caps, Boots ment You are mistaken.” «■uarantee Satisfaction A Short time ago it wait announced and Shoes, Crockery. Queens “Mistaken? I would not marry you that the Emperor of China, having To all who favor him with their patronage. ware and Glass ware. He will keep a wagon specially adapted to the “Stay. I implore von. You, my own, reached his fourteenth year, was about delivery of parcels, trunks satchels, etc., for are better than K You are rich; I am to take over the reins at power from and a full line of fresh grocer the accomodation of the public. Orders left at the stable will be promptly attended to at boot . My parents would disown me the Empress Dowager, and that nothing ies, so our customers do not reasonable rates. if I get left this time.”—Sen Francncs now remained but for the astrologers have to deai at half dozen to select a lucky day. It has. however, McMinn ville places to supply their wants. —In archery a bow puinng thirty now been arranged, at the Emperor's pounds is considered the correct thing request, and the arrangement has been While we do not propose to LIVERY FEED AND SALE STAKES for ladies. But we have known young approved at a meeting of the imperial be undersold, yet do not and ladies of very delicate constitution ana Princes, that the Empress Dowager can not put these goods in physique to pull a beau weighing 260 shall govern in conjunction with the pounds from one division of the city to Emperor until he reaches the age ot competition with its antipodes, and that seven nights in twenty. The officials have been or or goods ths wee k — CAicepo Telegram dered. therefore, in future to send their —Depends on the shoulder.— petition», memorials, etc., in dUDlieate sold to the trade by unscru saw her ffrtt at the (ard*a rats. —one copy for the Emperor, the other pulous dealers. We fear no Il months a<o for the Empress. The latter has been ■er chkrtaw face «ss st purs as saew. honest competition. Thank I AnO his heart was caught fn ths foldsn Sow io successful as a ruler that the plan is Of ths ringlets of saucy Kata. a wise one. She is not the mother of ing peop’e for past patron LOGAN BROS. & HENDERSON the Emperor, but one of the wives of Bo saw bar Iasi with bar shapely bead. ----- PROPRIETORS----- age and favors, will be pleas Twsbaoraaee. the las* Emperor but one. Tbs I b« pres gre., Qa a manly shoulder Deeding low; seen gainst the ehooh of anothss boo«* ent Emperor is the son < of Prince twin. ed to have you call and de Fine Carriage«, Hacks and That hate noo only sod. I the Prime Minister.—AfaruAestcr Gu Maddic Horses, termine for yourselves what MMS. And everything in the Livery hire, merit is in our modest claim. in good shape The best printing in the county ail A lot of new job type just received the Reporter job rooms. At Reasonable Rate«. at the Reporter job rooms. A. J. APPERSON. Oregonian R. R. Co. i¡ne, Holi est Goods, Honest Weights and Full Measure General Dealers À « ♦ , ' > City Stables Complete Stock HENDERSON BROS., > Auction Short Weight > \